Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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