It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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