Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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