I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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