What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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