Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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