she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
my liver is dry heaving
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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