Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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