no, he came in my armpit
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Randomize
