new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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