I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
Randomize
