Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Randomize
