Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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