Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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