So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
COCAINE IS GR8
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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