If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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