he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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