i don't like sucking hair
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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