I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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