**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
