My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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