you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
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