He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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