So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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