That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I have feelings that need drinking.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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