no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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