I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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