we have officially lost it.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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