Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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