In the future we'll all be gay
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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