he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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