Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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