Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
one might say we're banned from that church
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
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