She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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