Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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