After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
false alarm, still single
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