Well douche your snatch and let's go!
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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