I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
How naked do you want me to be?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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