it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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