So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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