just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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