On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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