This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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