Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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