apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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