It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
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Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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