we have officially lost it.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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