Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
smell my finger.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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