Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I need to sanitize my soul.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
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