butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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