On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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