i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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