Dual....:-)
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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