so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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