You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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