? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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